FOR SALE: My Soul
FOR SALE: My Soul by Dave Wright I am a Proud Boy. Devil’s Invitation: Bend your knee, join the insurrection, desecrate the Capitol, and fight with policemen. I will pardon you and proclaim you a hero. Soul’s Response: SOLD I am on the board of directors for a large entertainment company. Devil’s Invitation: Bend your knee, pay me $16 million, cancel a popular late-night television show, and I will allow you to proceed with a lucrative merger. Soul’s Response: SOLD I am the president of a prestigious university. Devil’s Invitation: Bend your knee, eliminate all evidence of Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion, send home students who dare to express their First Amendment right to free speech, and I will restore the money already allocated to you by Congress. Soul’s Response: SOLD I am the CEO of a large tech company. Devil’s Invitation: Bend your knee, pay me fifteen percent of your export revenue on products that can jeopardize our national security, and I will grant ...