Epiphanies at the Pool
Epiphanies at the Pool by Dave Wright My daily ritual usually includes some type of exercise. Weather permitting, I prefer outdoor activities like hiking, biking, or cross-country skiing. Today is cursed with a bitter north wind, indecisive precipitation—something between rain and sleet—and plunging temperatures. I resign myself to the health club. I’m not a fan of gyms and locker rooms. There’s the usual jock-talk patter: “Hey, man. How’s it hangin’?” “Loose and low, like always.” “How’s the wife?” “That’s why I’m here.” There’s the preening body builder who gazes at his profile in the mirror. My eyes roll to the ceiling. On the other end of the fitness scale, there’s the specimen of obesity who plops his bare cheeks on the bench by his locker hoping with despair that one day he might glimpse his toes. (Am I being judgmental? Yes. Sorry. Another of my many character flaws.) Then, there’s the illiterate who can’t decipher the poster on the mirror over the sinks: A ...